Preparing Nutella For WAM
Nutella, and the cheaper supermarket own brand versions tend to be available in store bought jars and also online at places like amazon in huge containers, like this 3kg one
To prepare it for wam play, remove any and all traces of foil lid from the jar and microwave it for 45 to 60 seconds.
Add a tablespoon or two of vegetable oil and mix well. This will keep it just about pourable for about 4 hours, even when cooled down. If you want it to be very pourable, or to stay pourable for longer, double the oil you add to the mixture and stir it through well.
Decant this mixture into large jugs if you are using more than one jar or for large amounts to keep it pourable for longer. It's also easier to mix well if it's in a larger container and has a greater visual and sensory impact in your session.
Decanting straight away while the jar is warm also makes it easier to wash and recycle the glass jars instead of throwing them away
Cleaning Up Nutella
A lot of wammers seem to worry about using very oily items, but it's actually pretty easy to clean up. The main rule is to apply your shower gel or shampoo neat and rub it in before getting wet under the shower.
Body, Skin & Hair
It shouldn't be too difficult to remove Nutella from your skin but it can be very oily, so you ideally want to capture and emulsify all that oil before trying to wash it away. You can do this by covering yourself in shower gel before getting wet from the shower water to help vanquish the oil.
Plastic loofahs or bath puffs, made of scrunched up plastic mesh are great for removing any mess from skin, or a soft bristled body brush. Add lots of warm water and shower gel or soap.
I also recommend having a mirror within your line of sight in the bathroom so you can visually check for any missed areas. Common areas I used to miss were backs of arms, flanks, backs of legs and ankles. Always check every single crevice of your ears too!
For short haired people
It’s not too much of a problem if you put your shampoo on before getting your hair wet for the first pass.
Then use lots of lemon or tea tree shampoo, and maybe wash x3 if you want to be sure, with plenty of shampoo.
For longer hair
First of all, due to the oiliness you must absolutely cover your hair with shampoo before getting it wet with the shower, and work all the shampoo in. Then stand under the water and let the water rinse the worst off. Use your hands to run over your head and down the length of your hair to feel where the worst is and encourage it along by gently squeezing it out. Once the worst is gone, shampoo twice. Do this gently though, be careful not to rub it into your hair, rather just keep smoothing down and gently work it in with fingertips. You don’t want to give yourself split ends and a bird's nest!
Cleaning Items & Objects
Baths & Showers
I recommend avoiding use of a bath or shower for sploshing where possible due to limited space and the need to clean the bath before cleaning yourself. It's just more comfortable and pleasant to keep the bath or shower more available and set up a pool or inflatable massage mat or even a makeshift messy nest elsewhere (layers of good plastic propped up around the edges with blankets or towels) with more space to surround yourself with your messy session items.
If you decide to make a messy nest as described above, make sure to use heavy grade 125mu + polythene or the plastic will bunch up, float around and stick to you a lot with something as incredibly sticky as marshmallow fluff
If you really have to use the bath and any mess gets dried on, use a long lasting bathroom mousse or leave a wet cloth on top of the mark to help soak it off.
Avoid the bath situation with another fave of mine, the inflatable massage mat (usually the size of a double bed and easier to clean than a high sided pool)
If you block the drain, for oily things like Nutella you likely only need to keep running hot water, or even boil a kettle of water and pour that down the drain. If all else fails, a 15 minute drain unblocker will likely resolve the problem. The one I always keep available just in case is pictured below. Just pour it through any standing water in the direction of the plug hole and leave it as long as possible... they claim 5 minutes but it can take up to 30.
If you want to clean and save the pool
My general pool cleaning advice applies, but you may need to apply the 'dish soap first' rule here too to make it easier. You will also need a little more warm water and a bit more scrubbing, due to the thickness of the Nutella, especially if that's all you used and it hasn't become watered down with anything else.
Scoop leftovers up into buckets, watering it down and mixing it around to thin it if need be. Then tip it down the drain or flush it down the loo. Then tip a bucket of warm soapy water into your pool, and give it a good scrub around with a brush.
Now scoop all that out and tip it away or flush the water. Keep the pool inflated the whole time, and clean the sides of the pool with a few microfibre cloths, a soft brush and a cleaning spray. Then with it still inflated, stand it up against a wall and use the cleaning spray and cloths all over it.
Dry the pool thoroughly with towels and kitchen roll and then allow to thoroughly air dry, still inflated, before trying to pack it away. If any moisture remains when you deflate and fold it to store it, it will go mouldy.
Another recommendation for you, I also love this inflatable bath (holds about 300 litres)
Step by step pool cleaning guide
I recently wrote an even more in depth guide to pool cleaning with step by step instructions from prep to finish, and my thoughts on wet/dry vacuums and lining the pool with plastic. To read that, go here
Or, If you want to throw away the pool
If you used a small pool and a bucket or less of porridge/other mess in total, you may be able to simply pop it and put it into a bin bag. If you do this, secure the first bin bag and then add another to be sure of no leaking. I often use three bin bags with this method, and with any other messy things that have to be thrown away.
If you used a large inflatable pool and a large amount of mess, you'll need to scoop out and flush everything before trying to bag it, or it will be too heavy. 10 litres is one bucket, and is the equivalent of 10kg. Even if you are strong enough to lift it easily, you risk the bin bag tearing if the contents are too heavy.
Flushing The WAM Leftovers
If you are connected to a normal waste water system You can flush pretty much everything except oil. As Nutella is so oily, please make sure you emulsify it with neat dish soap, scrubbing and water it down before attempting to flush. If you have a septic tank, please see the separate advice. I have never happened upon a loo that can’t handle mess being flushed down it.
If any appears to be blocking the loo, use a sink or bath tap to fill a bucket with water and pour the water from a height on top of the blockage… wiggle around a loo brush too, or even your hand if it comes to it. Flush after each bucket, and make sure you give time for the loo tank to refill before expecting it to flush again.
Repeat this as necessary and then check after an hour or two that nothing remains in the bottom of the loo. If you are disposing of very thick substances, it may be better to only half fill your buckets, and mix water into each one so that it becomes runnier and flushes easier.
If you have a septic tank, you won’t be able to flush leftovers down the loo. Instead you will need a series of bags, and absorbent puppy pads, or wood pellet cat litter, as much as it takes to absorb all your leftovers. Triple bag it all with very strong bin bags, securing each layer, and take it all to your local tip, to the general waste area.
Buckets & Tools
To clean Nutella or oily chocolate spread off buckets, bowls, jugs and tools etc you ideally need to scrub over it first with neat dish soap, then use hot water and a hose or tap with good water pressure to blast the clinging residue off, and the warmth helps get rid of the oil.
You can also emulsify the oiliness on any item first with neat washing up liquid/dish soap and/or a good stiff washing up brush before plenty of rinsing. Don’t try to do it with your hand or a flannel, you’ll be there all day! Microfibre cloths are good to get any last bits and help dry them off, but not for the initial washing. Don’t forget the outside of the buckets, bottoms of buckets and under the rims.
Wrap them up in a large clean towel or drop into a clean bucket so they don’t drip on the way to your washing machine.
Being careful not to overload your machine (wet and messy clothes and towels are heavy so split into more than one load if you have more than about 5kg worth)
Give each laundry load three or four full washing cycles, as hot as the fabrics will allow, all with 10% more than the recommended amount of laundry detergent or powder, and then a final wash cycle with a normal amount of detergent and fabric softener
Underwear, Lingerie, Tights & Stockings
Put tights and lingerie items in zip up mesh laundry bags, separate from each other. It's especially important to keep them separate from bras or anything with clasps or fastenings, as they will get snagged and rip and be difficult to untangle.
You could also keep them separate to hand wash on their own. Bras, teddies, babydoll nighties, basques etc all need their own zip up mesh laundry bags, or like with tights and stockings, keep them separate for thorough hand washing individually.
You can wash most shoes in the sink with warm soapy water as though you were washing dishes. Some shoes like trainers and flat ballet pumps can instead be put into a zip up mesh laundry bag and washed in the washing machine.
To dry shoes, stuff them with newspaper or kitchen paper and leave them somewhere warm, but away from direct heat.
For wigs, hand washing is best. Be very gentle and use shampoo twice, rinsing each time. Then liberally soak it with hair conditioner and leave it for at least 30 minutes. Brush it out gently with a wet brush - a wet brush is a great invention and is the name of the brand. It's very gentle and good for head hair too.
Rinse thoroughly and wrap it in a towel, then apply pressure to dry it a little, do not rub it. Then keep away from direct heat to dry it, preferably hanging on something rounded to help it keep its shape, like a mannequin head.
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