Updated: Mar 6
Preparing Angel Delight
Angel delight is a type of instant dessert sold in UK supermarkets. It mixes with milk or cold water to make a sort of instant mousse. (well, almost instant... takes about 5 to 10 minutes to set)
Follow the packet instructions to mix. For a decent amount to use in a messy session, you’ll need a large plastic mixing bowl, a balloon whisk or electric mixer (the type with two whisk attachments) and several packets.
One packet as pictured below makes about 300ml, so for a 3 litre bowl you'll want 10 packets - plus grab a few extra in case it goes too thin.
There are large boxes available on amazon (and probably other places as well) that contain enough to make 4 litres, so if you are planning a big session, this will save you from collecting loads of the tiny packets. I have so far seen lemon, chocolate and strawberry on there by the brand Carte d'or, and also some from Callebraut. Here's the lemon one, for example.
Remember to use a big enough bowl or bucket if you are going to make the whole 4 litres of that box mix in one go! I would suggest a 6 to 8 litre bucket so that you have plenty of mixing room, and the mix will expand a little once all the air is whisked in too.
Some supermarkets also stock a line of their own cheaper version, often just called instant dessert or something along those lines.
Pro tip - save money and avoid the dairy smell by mixing it with cold water. It doesn’t need milk.
If you accidentally make it too thin, you can add more of the mix to thicken it, so be sure to get a few spare.
In a pinch you can also thicken it with flour, but then be careful of the inevitable gluten blobs that get stuck in hair, and see my specific article about flour and removing gluten blobs.
If you decide to go ahead and mix it with milk, please also see my article on removing the lingering dairy smell.
You can mix it fairly well in advance and it is very stable for at least 24 hours, but can start to separate and look unpleasant after that. Keep it refrigerated if you made it with milk, but let it come to room temp before using it in your session for a more pleasant experience.
Cleaning Up Angel Delight
Body & Skin
Removing it from the skin is fine. I'm like a stuck record I know but I always recommend those plastic loofahs or bath puffs, made of scrunched up plastic mesh for removing any mess from skin, or a soft bristled body brush. Add lots of warm water and shower gel or soap.
I also recommend having a mirror within your line of sight in the bathroom so you can visually check for any missed areas. Common areas I used to miss were backs of arms, flanks, backs of legs and ankles. Always check every single crevice of your ears too!
If you coat your mirror with a very thin film of dish soap/washing up liquid, it stops the mirror fogging up with steam so you can see while you clean up.
For short haired people, just use lots of lemon or tea tree shampoo, maybe wash twice if you want to be sure with plenty of shampoo.
For longer hair
It’s fine to get out of longer hair too. First of all, stand under the water and let the water rinse the worst off. Use your hands to run over your head and down the length of your hair to feel where the worst is and encourage it along by gently squeezing it out. Once the worst is gone, shampoo twice. Do this gently though, be careful not to rub it into your hair, rather just keep smoothing down and gently work it in with fingertips.
Cleaning Items & Objects
Baths & Showers
Try to avoid wam in your bath or shower. Keep that as a free area to get clean, and instead make yourself a small makeshift wam nest with a few layers of stuff, as explained below.
Firstly, use something to pad the floor like a nice thick blanket or towels, then add a layer of plastic, then roll up more towels and put them under the edges of your padding layer to prop up the sides and stop any liquids spilling out.
Or use a small pool, or an inflatable massage sheet.
Buckets & Tools
To clean off buckets you ideally need a shower hose or tap with good water pressure to blast the clinging areas off, and/or a good stiff washing up brush. Don’t try to do it with your hand or a flannel, you’ll be there all day!
Microfibre cloths are good to get any last bits and help dry them off, but not for the initial washing. Don’t forget the outside of the buckets, bottoms of buckets and under the rims.
For any floor, a microfibre cloth and a little spray of water or clear antibacterial spray tends to make short work of it. Make sure you don’t use anything with bleach unless you know the carpet is certified for safe bleach use. This applies to carpeted or laminate flooring, tile or stone, microfibre cloths are your friend. Same for any splashes that have got onto a wall or door, or door handles etc.
If any splashes have dried on floors or walls, soak a microfibre cloth or a few sheets of kitchen roll with your cleaning spray and leave it on top of the dried mess for about 30 minutes. When you return it will just wipe away. If anything is still stuck, soak it again and use your stiff brush. On most ‘washing up’ brushes, there is a flat side on the bristly head that can be used to scrape without scratching. Dry the area afterwards.
If you want to clean and save the pool
My general pool cleaning advice applies. Scoop leftovers up into buckets, watering it down and mixing it around to thin it if need be. Then tip it down the drain or flush it down the loo. Then tip a bucket of warm soapy water into your pool, and give it a good scrub around with a brush. Now scoop all that out and tip it away or flush the water. Keep the pool inflated the whole time, and clean the sides of the pool with a few microfibre cloths, a soft brush and a cleaning spray. Then with it still inflated, stand it up against a wall and use the cleaning spray and cloths all over it.
Dry the pool thoroughly with towels and kitchen roll and then allow to thoroughly air dry, still inflated, before trying to pack it away. If any moisture remains when you deflate and fold it to store it, it will go mouldy.
I added an extra post with step by step instructions in more detail too here
If you want to throw away the pool
If you used a small pool and a bucket or less of mess in total, you may be able to simply pop it and put it into a bin bag. If you do this, secure the first bin bag and then add another to be sure of no leaking. I often use three bin bags with this method, and with any other messy things that have to be thrown away.
If you used a large inflatable pool and a large amount of mess, you'll need to scoop out and flush everything before trying to bag it, or it will be too heavy. 10 litres is one bucket, and is the equivalent of 10kg. Even if you are strong enough to lift it easily, you risk the bin bag tearing if the contents are too heavy.
Flushing The Leftovers
If you are connected to a normal waste water system You can flush pretty much everything except oil. If you have a septic tank, please see the separate advice. I have never happened upon a loo that can’t handle mess being flushed down it. If any appears to be blocking the loo, use a sink or bath tap to fill a bucket with water and pour the water from a height on top of the blockage… wiggle around a loo brush too, or even your hand if it comes to it. Flush after each bucket, and make sure you give time for the loo tank to refill before expecting it to flush again.
Repeat this as necessary and then check after an hour or two that nothing remains in the bottom of the loo. If you are disposing of very thick mess, it may be better to only half fill your buckets, and mix water into each one so that it becomes runnier and flushes easier.
If you have a septic tank, you won’t be able to flush leftovers down the loo. Instead you will need a series of bags, and absorbent puppy pads, or wood pellet cat litter, as much as it takes to absorb all your leftovers. Triple bag it all with very strong bin bags, securing each layer, and take it all to your local tip, to the general waste area.
Clothes & Laundry
Ideally take them into the shower with you to rinse them off a little and squeeze them out. Be careful with water temperature if any items are dark in colour in case the colour runs. Then wrap them up in a large clean towel or two, or drop them into a clean bucket so they don’t drip on the way to your washing machine.
Be mindful of the weight, wet or sploshed clothes are often heavy, so don't overload your machine. Give them one washing cycle with no laundry liquid, and then another washing cycle or two with the usual amount of laundry liquid and fabric conditioner.
Underwear, Lingerie, Tights & Stockings
Put tights and lingerie items in zip up mesh laundry bags, separate from each other. It's especially important to keep them separate from bras or anything with clasps or fastenings, as they will get snagged and rip and be difficult to untangle. You could also keep them separate to hand wash on their own. Bras, teddies, babydoll nighties, basques etc all need their own zip up mesh laundry bags, or like with tights and stockings, keep them separate for thorough hand washing individually.
You can wash most shoes in the sink with warm soapy water as though you were washing dishes. Some shoes like trainers and flat ballet pumps can instead be put into a zip up mesh laundry bag and washed in the washing machine.
To dry your shoes, stuff them with newspaper or kitchen paper and leave them somewhere warm, but away from direct heat
For wigs, hand washing is best. Be very gentle and use shampoo twice, rinsing each time. Then liberally soak it with hair conditioner and leave it for at least 30 minutes. Brush it out gently with a wet brush (a wet brush is a great invention and is the name of the brand. It's very gentle and good for head hair too)
Rinse thoroughly and wrap it in a towel, then apply pressure to dry it a little, do not rub it. Then keep away from direct heat to dry it, preferably hanging on something rounded to help it keep its shape, like a mannequin head.
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