Unhinged Update - November 2023
November Already?
Hi! First of all thank you so much for your support and patience through this year. I really expected to be back to 'nor
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Expert Advice From A Professional Splosher
Prepare & Clean Up Any WAM Substance.
Clean Any Item, Any Mess, Anytime, Anywhere.
Weekly articles covering everything there is to know about preparing and cleaning up splosh sessions - any and all substances, anywhere, leaving no trace! All the juicy WAM producer secrets and more...
Candy Custard
Jun 17, 20232 min read
Update
Small update - dad had operation number 3 to try and fix the problems from the main op, remains to be seen whether it will have worked or...
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Candy Custard
Jun 8, 20231 min read
A Small Sabbatical
Hi all - no full blog post this week, and no messy video release. It's my birthday on June 10th in a couple of days, my daughter has just...
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Candy Custard
Jun 1, 202310 min read
Soups For Sploshing & WAM Fun -Preparation & Cleaning Guide
Preparing Soups For Sploshing
Soups are available in tins, cartons and sometimes larger plastic tubs in the fresh and chilled section of t
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Candy Custard
May 25, 20237 min read
How To Make A Heated Pool For Sploshing & WAM Fun
Making A Heated Pool For Sploshing
Quite a few people over the years have asked how I heat my deep pools full of mud and gunge. The process
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Candy Custard
May 18, 202310 min read
Rice Pudding! Preparation, Sploshing & Cleaning Up Full Guide
Preparing Rice Pudding For Sploshing
Rice pudding is available in store bought tins and sometimes large plastic pots.
As with all prepara
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Candy Custard
May 10, 20239 min read
Mayonnaise Sploshing, Preparation & Cleaning Full Guide
Preparing Mayo For WAM Fun & Sessions
Mayonnaise is available in supermarket/store bought jars and squeezy bottles, and in larger bottles a
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Candy Custard
May 3, 202310 min read
How To Avoid Using Honey For WAM & Why. Alternatives Galore!
Please don't use honey for WAM & sploshing.
There are so many alternatives, and they tend to be cheaper too!
Bees are so very important
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Candy Custard
Apr 27, 20239 min read
An Interview About My WAM Life
an interview with me, all about wam and sploshing and the role it plays in my life
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Candy Custard
Apr 19, 20239 min read
Savoury WAM Full Guide To Gravy Sploshing, Preparing & Cleaning Up
Preparing Gravy For Sploshing
Gravy is best prepared from the instant granules available in supermarkets. Use a large bowl or bucket, and f
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Candy Custard
Apr 13, 202312 min read
Sploshing With Ice Cream! Preparation & Cleaning Full Guide
Preparing Ice Cream For WAM Play & Sessions
Ice cream is available in lovely big plastic tubs from the supermarket, usually in lots of diff
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Candy Custard
Apr 6, 20236 min read
WAM & Sploshing Fun With Tar & Feathers! Preparation & Cleaning Full Guide
I don't recommend using PVA glue or any other glue - it just isn't sticky enough, and anything that is will likely have too high a VOC or so
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Candy Custard
Mar 30, 202310 min read
Jam & Preserves For Sploshing. Preparation & Cleaning Up Full Guide
Preparing Jam For Sploshing & WAM Fun. Jam and preserves are available in store bought jars in supermarkets or in larger plastic containers
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Candy Custard
Mar 23, 20239 min read
Spaghetti & Spaghetti Hoops! Sploshing, Preparation & Cleaning Full Guide
Preparing Spaghetti For Sploshing. Spaghetti is available in tins as hoops, long strands, or alphabetti letter shapes all in regular tomato
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Candy Custard
Mar 16, 202311 min read
Readybrek & Instant Oats Sploshing, WAM Preparation & Cleaning
These instant kinds of oats are very finely milled, almost to a kind of dust, rather than being the whole and chunky rolled oat. They mix up
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Candy Custard
Mar 9, 20239 min read
Sploshing With 'Hard' Fats Like Butter, Lard & Coconut Oil & How To Clean It All Up
Preparing Butter, Lard & Coconut Oil. This applies to any oily substance that hardens as it cools, they have similar melting points and soli
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Candy Custard
Mar 2, 202310 min read
Cakes & Gateaux Sploshing & Cake Sitting WAM Full Guide
When preparing your session remember not only to defrost the gateaux in time, but you must remove the plastic packaging too while it's still
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Candy Custard
Feb 23, 202310 min read
Nutella & Chocolate Spreads For WAM fun, Preparation & Cleaning Full Guide
Nutella, or the cheaper supermarket own brand versions tend to be available in store bought jars and also online in larger containers
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Candy Custard
Feb 16, 20239 min read
Sploshers Full Guide To Marshmallow Fluff - Preparation, WAM & Cleaning Up
Let your fluff get to room temperature before sploshing or it can become unmanageable when too cold. Likewise, don't let it get too warm
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Candy Custard
Feb 9, 20239 min read
Sploshers Guide To Angel Delight - WAM, Bulk Preparation & Cleaning
Sploshers Guide To Angel Delight - WAM, Bulk Preparation & Cleaning! Angel delight is a type of instant dessert sold in UK supermarkets. It
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Candy Custard
Feb 2, 20239 min read
Savoury Sploshers! Full Guide To Mushy Peas - Preparation, WAM Fun & Cleaning
Preparing Mushy Peas Mushy peas are available in store bought tins and frozen bags - I do not recommend the frozen variety, I tried it...
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Candy Custard
Jan 26, 202310 min read
Full Guide To Sploshing With & Cleaning Up All Paint Types
The paint I’m referring to in this guide for sploshing is any non toxic, washable poster paint available in various sized bottles. I use Bri
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Candy Custard
Jan 23, 20237 min read
Splosh Pool Cleaning Full Routine Plus Wet/Dry Vacuum Review
Inspired by a question asked on the umd messy forum about messy pool cleaning and wet/dry vacuums. I've gone over pool cleaning in all my
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Candy Custard
Jan 19, 20239 min read
Preparing & Sploshing With Eggs For Wet & Messy Fun
Pro tip: You must pre-crack all eggs at least slightly before trying to smash them onto someone's head - they are surprisingly strong and re
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Candy Custard
Jan 12, 202311 min read
The Ultimate Sploshers Guide To Cake Batter - Recipes, Mixing & Cleaning
Preparing Cake Batter For WAM! To prepare cake batter, you can use boxes or bags of cake mix or sponge mix, or create your own with flour...
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Candy Custard
Jan 3, 202314 min read
The Complete Guide To Custard - Preparation, Sploshing & Cleaning
Ahh, custard, the sploshing classic and my namesake. It's just so perfect for messy sessions. In this guide I'll show you how to prepare all
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Candy Custard
Dec 30, 20229 min read
Sploshing With Shaving Foam! Preparation & Eliminating The Residue
I'm often asked about my giant pie video, where Kacie stepped naked into a deep pool which was absolutely full of 400 cans of shaving cream
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Candy Custard
Dec 24, 202213 min read
Glorious Mud! Full Guide To Preparation & Clean Up
Mud sploshing can be done indoors or out. Indoors has privacy and warmth, but outdoors is ready made with no clean up, apart from washing of
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Candy Custard
Dec 19, 20228 min read
Preparing, Sploshing With And Cleaning Up Treacle, Molasses & Syrups
Sploshers complete guide to Treacle. Good news, treacle is easy to clean up! Its main component is sugar, and sugar is water soluble...
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Candy Custard
Dec 14, 202216 min read
The Complete Guide To Preparing, Sploshing With & Cleaning Up All Pies
WAM Pies can be made of so many things! All about every base and filling, top tips, how to prepare them all and clean them up again!
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